hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

unfreshing:

this is my favorite video of the year so far

(Source: videohall, via apathetic-ign0rance)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

no excuse for being unemployed. theres jobs everywhere in nature. help a beaver build a dam. help a seagull peck some disgusting old food

(via whorville)

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via veryangrylesbian)

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via veryangrylesbian)


thIS IS MY NEW FAV QUOTE

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight, via msknewbooty)

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

(via anacondom)

druidstone:

Pallbearer “Given To The Grave”

Carry me to my grave

When at long last my journey has ended

On the path that leads from here into oblivion

And no more sorrow can weigh me down

(via legalise-drugs-and-murder)

superhomelock:

yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip 

(Source: dakotalogy, via swarnpert)

meggannn:

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

#what does the crayon define as an emergency

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

(via banesboner)

folwer:

but its important