saturdaymorning:

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

Guys are so fucking stupid.

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

(Source: sandandglass, via alecvevo)

nevver:

Happy Hour, The 99-Pack

🎢🎉🍕
tyleroakley:

all you could ever need in a book

grindandgore:

ACxDC - Dead Cops

(via dreadanddespair)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via treatsandsuch)

thelambstotheslaughter:

Thou | Prometheus | Summit

(via dreadanddespair)

jimcavill:

biggest plot twist
treat yo self level 9000 💎✈️ #makelikealeafandgetthefuckouttahere
home sick from work but at least i have some baby love 💞
titytwochainz:

thesinwhisperer:

nignoramus:



 OMG these two….

these niggas are grown women

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu, via rudiecantfailtomakeyousquart)